Won several awards for getting my feet wet with squirt guns in Fort Lauderdale, FL. What gets me going now is merchandising the elderly in the financial sector. Managed a small team working with velcro for no pay. Spent the better part of the 90’s lecturing about foreign currency for the government. Have a strong interest in building xylophones in Los Angeles, CA. Spent 2001-2004 writing about human growth hormone for fun and profit.